Greetings,
I would like to welcome you all to The Man Diaries. For your reading enjoyment I will be providing an existential glance into my observations of life and the world we live in. Thank you for your time and remember, please enjoy responsibly.
The Man
PS: I have deleted my short stories as they will be appearing weekly on pointsincase.com Come see me there.
About Me
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- The Man
- I am male. I like to walk. I also like to sit. I like ducks and ducks like me. Breathing is fun. I wear shoes and I also wear pants, well most of the time.
8 comments:
being the fly on the wall, I shall elaborate on the Man's tale.
First, the geek squad is pissed for having to reset the paper tray settings every morning - quit fucking unplugging the damn photocopier. Secondly, stopping giving the nice ass white-out, the company can't afford to keep replacing her monitor with all the mistakes she makes. and damn, is she wearing thongs or nothing... I can't tell.
The office coffee tastes like shit.
no argument.
Tetris is for pussies. Minesweeper and brick breaker are real man games.
Dick is a douche bag and has more porn on his computer than Seymore Butts. He also wants to get a little pussy... so he lives with his mom; she's the crazy cat lady. its the only pussy he will never get.
Real men drink beer, rye, scotch, rum... we only buy fruity drinks to give women to encourage them to dance and kiss other woman and remove there clothes.
That lady... well, hate to tell you... that bulge in her pants wasn't mace or a chastity belt - she has her gender reassignment surgery scheduled for 2010.
Minesweeper and Brick Breaker "are real games", I don't know about that, my brother. Those games are as exciting as watching flys circle a freshly pinched dog turd. Tetris is the shit.
Fruity drinks have been known to encourage some women to regress to the state of an animal and it is a well know fact that if one is to catch an animal one must become an animal.
Hilarious.
I stroll through the door of the nightclub like a timid child being dropped off for the first time at a day care that smells of pee and despair.
Damn!
And tetris is definitely the shit. Minesweeper sucks ass.
LOL! That was very well done.
I quite enjoyed that.
Thank you all for stopping by. I hope you all enjoyed the ride...more to come.
Woo hoo! Congrats!
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